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PostPosted: Tue 23. Mar 2010 13:30 
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Kannski ekki besti brandarinn til að segja á þessu spjalli en ég heyrði hann um daginn og fannst hann frekar fyndinn.

BMW og BENZ lenda í slag á ruslahaug hver vinnur?




BMW hann er á heimavelli. :lol:


hvað komast margir eþópíubúar inní einn símaklefa?

allir :lol:


Hvað er fjölmennasta borgin í eþópíu ?


fer eftir vindátt :lol:



hvað kallaru gyðing með gaskút á bakinu?


Dópista :lol:

hvað kallaru gyðing með 2 gaskúta á bakinu?


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PostPosted: Tue 23. Mar 2010 14:00 
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hvað kallaru gyðing með gaskút á bakinu?


Dópista :lol:

hvað kallaru gyðing með 2 gaskúta á bakinu?


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lolwut? :hmm:

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gyðinar eru nískir og tíma ekki að kaupa eiturlyf þannig þeir sniffa gas þetta er nú ekki það flókið :D

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longshot djókur :lol:

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John Rogers wrote:
longshot djókur :lol:

Og alveg ótrúlega fyndinn eitthvað, meikar bara eiginlega ekki sense :lol:

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ég hef aldrei þurft að útskýra hann áður. kannski við bara á mismunandi þroskastigi :D

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kannski er maður óvenjugrillaður í dag :x

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garnett91 wrote:
ég hef aldrei þurft að útskýra hann áður. kannski við bara á mismunandi þroskastigi :D


Málið er það bara að þetta var skelfilega lélegur og ömurlegur brandari :lol:

En þessum manni hér þarf að gefa medalíu, og það hið snarasta.


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Aulahúmor en ég hló :lol:

Þeir sveitungar, Kálbjörn og séra Jimmy, sáu að þeir voru komnir á endastöð í lífinu og ákváðu að fara í skóla til að komast eitthvað áfram. Séra Jimmy er sennilega búinn að missa brauðið, fyrir margvísleg ljót brot gagnvart sóknarmeðlimum. Þeir byrja á því að fara til námsráðgjafa og Kálbjörn fer inn fyrstur.

Námsráðgjafinn ráðleggur Kálbirni að taka stærðfræði, sögu og rökfræði.

"Hvað er rökfræði?" spyr Kálbjörn.

Námsráðgjafinn svarar: "Leyfðu mér að koma með dæmi. Áttu sláttuvél?"

"Hana á ég," svarar Kálbjörn.

"Þá geri ég ráð fyrir; og nota rökfræði, að þú eigir garð," svarar námsráðgjafinn.

"Mjög gott," segir Kálbjörn hrifinn.

Námsráðgjafinn hélt áfram, "rökfræðin segir mér líka, að fyrst þú átt garð, þá áttu líka hús."

Yfir sig hrifinn hrópar Kálbjörn: "FRÁBÆRT!"

"Og fyrst þú átt hús, þá má jafnvel giska á að þú eigir konu."

"Hana Miu! Þetta er ótrúlegt!"

"Og að lokum, fyrst þú átt konu, þá er rökrétt að gera ráð fyrir að þú sért gagnkynhneigður," segir námsráðgjafinn.

"Það er alveg hárrétt! Þetta er það magnaðasta sem ég hef nokkurn tíma heyrt! Ég get ekki beðið eftir að byrja í rökfræði."

Að því búnu fer Kálbjörn fram þar sem séra Jimmy bíður ennþá.

"Hvaða fög tekurðu?" spyr séra Jimmy.

"Stærðfræði, sögu og rökfræði," svarar Kálbjörn.

"Hvað í veröldinni er rökfræði?" spyr séra Jimmy.

"Leyfðu mér að koma með dæmi. Áttu sláttuvél?" spyr Kálbjörn.

"Nei." Segir séra Jimmy.

"já ok,,, þú ert hommi er það ekki?" segir Kálbjörn.

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Hér eftir verður þú kallaður kálbjörn :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue 06. Apr 2010 13:21 
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JOGA wrote:
Hér eftir verður þú kallaður kálbjörn :mrgreen:


ég styð þetta 8)

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PostPosted: Tue 06. Apr 2010 13:28 
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John Rogers wrote:
garnett91 wrote:




hvað kallaru gyðing með gaskút á bakinu?


Dópista :lol:

hvað kallaru gyðing með 2 gaskúta á bakinu?


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lolwut? :hmm:


Hann sagði hann vitlaust, "dópisti" á að vera "fíkill"

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A 14 year old family friend living with autism was home alone recently, when his mother received a call from him while at work. He tends to call her a few times while she is at work if he is home alone to check in, and usually has some story about his day. This is what he said: "Mom! Mom you have to come home. The door rang and I opened it and I saw a troll. I grabbed him and put him in the closet and put the couch in front of it so he can't get out. Mom you have to come home."

Having heard a hundred or more stories that sound as ridiculous as this, she tells him to relax and that she will be home at 5. When she finally arrives at home, he is still as excited about it as he was when she talked to him earlier. "Mom come look at it!".

They move the couch, open the closet, and standing there is a midget wearing a suit. The man is a Jehovah's Witnesses and was going door to door to talk with people. The man while angry did not press charges of any kind.

Sönn saga.

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SteiniDJ wrote:
A 14 year old family friend living with autism was home alone recently, when his mother received a call from him while at work. He tends to call her a few times while she is at work if he is home alone to check in, and usually has some story about his day. This is what he said: "Mom! Mom you have to come home. The door rang and I opened it and I saw a troll. I grabbed him and put him in the closet and put the couch in front of it so he can't get out. Mom you have to come home."

Having heard a hundred or more stories that sound as ridiculous as this, she tells him to relax and that she will be home at 5. When she finally arrives at home, he is still as excited about it as he was when she talked to him earlier. "Mom come look at it!".

They move the couch, open the closet, and standing there is a midget wearing a suit. The man is a Jehovah's Witnesses and was going door to door to talk with people. The man while angry did not press charges of any kind.

Sönn saga.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SteiniDJ wrote:
A 14 year old family friend living with autism was home alone recently, when his mother received a call from him while at work. He tends to call her a few times while she is at work if he is home alone to check in, and usually has some story about his day. This is what he said: "Mom! Mom you have to come home. The door rang and I opened it and I saw a troll. I grabbed him and put him in the closet and put the couch in front of it so he can't get out. Mom you have to come home."

Having heard a hundred or more stories that sound as ridiculous as this, she tells him to relax and that she will be home at 5. When she finally arrives at home, he is still as excited about it as he was when she talked to him earlier. "Mom come look at it!".

They move the couch, open the closet, and standing there is a midget wearing a suit. The man is a Jehovah's Witnesses and was going door to door to talk with people. The man while angry did not press charges of any kind.

Sönn saga.

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