A group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
One of the bikers gets off his bike and says to the woman, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
Taking advantage of the situation, the man says, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Holy Shit! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
