Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Alpina » Sat 25. Dec 2010 17:47

bimmer wrote:"For the record, the photo shows the 5000th E30 M3 to roll off the production line in Munich back in early 1987, this allowed it to be homologated into Group A. Factory BMW touring car drivers present to witness the event were Marc Hessel, with Roberto Ravaglia and Annette Meeuvissen on the opposite side of the car."


Þetta vissu nú allir :alien:
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ALPINA B10 BITURBO 346 @ 507
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby bimmer » Sat 25. Dec 2010 19:41

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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Maddi.. » Sat 25. Dec 2010 19:54

tomeh wrote:
Mr. Jones wrote:Image
Einstaklega myndarlegur kvenmaður.


Ég get svo svarið það að það býr nákvæmlega eins telpa í kársnesinu :o


Whaat, hvar/hver?
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby finnbogi » Sat 25. Dec 2010 20:39

Alpina wrote:
bimmer wrote:"For the record, the photo shows the 5000th E30 M3 to roll off the production line in Munich back in early 1987, this allowed it to be homologated into Group A. Factory BMW touring car drivers present to witness the event were Marc Hessel, with Roberto Ravaglia and Annette Meeuvissen on the opposite side of the car."


Þetta vissu nú allir :alien:



ekki hann kalli því hann var á skralli :santa:
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby tinni77 » Sat 25. Dec 2010 22:31

bimmer wrote:Image


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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby ValliFudd » Sun 26. Dec 2010 01:38

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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby ValliFudd » Sun 26. Dec 2010 01:50

Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Mr. Jones » Sun 26. Dec 2010 02:58

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Þetta finnst mér svalur bíll.
    E39 540i "00
    RAV4 "96
    R6 "04
Gamalt.
    Corsa gsi
    Astra gsi
    Kadett gsi
    Calibra
    Conquest tsi
    Formula 400
    Nova SS
    Vetta pacecar
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby ///MR HUNG » Sun 26. Dec 2010 12:45

Hann gæti verið það en er það ekki.
330D E46 TOURING MTECH I
320D E46 TOURING
318I E46 (TI 3VOM)

E46 Í RIFI:
330XD TOURING
320D TOURING
318I SEDAN 98-04
323I coupe 99


E46/E39 ///M5 Í RIFI

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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby GunniClaessen » Sun 26. Dec 2010 12:51

Hann er á krómfelgum.

Nuff said
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BMW E39 540i '97
BMW E39 520i '02
BMW E39 540i '96
BMW E46 330Ci '00
BMW E46 318i '03
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby bimmer » Sun 26. Dec 2010 13:28

Mr. Jones wrote:Image
Þetta finnst mér svalur bíll.


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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Alpina » Sun 26. Dec 2010 14:00

Er það bara ég .. eða er þessi hvíti E39 ILLA ps með felgurnar :shock:
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Mr. Jones » Sun 26. Dec 2010 14:49

Hahaha vissi að þið væruð hrifnir af al samlituðum bimma á krómfelgum :D
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    RAV4 "96
    R6 "04
Gamalt.
    Corsa gsi
    Astra gsi
    Kadett gsi
    Calibra
    Conquest tsi
    Formula 400
    Nova SS
    Vetta pacecar
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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Jón Ragnar » Sun 26. Dec 2010 15:09

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Re: Ultimate myndaþráðurinn Gæti orðið NWS

Postby Haffi » Sun 26. Dec 2010 15:51

fuuuuck :shock: :shock:
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