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[Joibs]

elska matt svarta bíla

[Vargur]

[noyan]

http://www.flickmylife.com/

fáránlega mikið gott stuff..

[ValliB]

Systir mín er fædd sama ár..
Sé hana ekki alveg fyrir mér að reyna að komast inná Jakobsen

[BirkirB]

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Ég bara get ekki trúað því að þetta sé real...ég á systur sem er ári eldri...langt frá þessu...

[Joibs]

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Ég bara get ekki trúað því að þetta sé real...ég á systur sem er ári eldri...langt frá þessu...

og samkvæmt myndini held ég að hún sé ekki 97 model

[ValliB]

http://dontevenreply.com/

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[gardara]

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Systir mín er fædd sama ár..
Sé hana ekki alveg fyrir mér að reyna að komast inná Jakobsen

http://www.facebook.com/uppbodi

Svo augljóslega feik...
Of mikið af "vitlaust" gerðum gelgjufrösum, og svo orð/setningar inni á milli sem eru miklu fullorðinslegri....

Auk þess er annaðhvert comment á prófílnum hennar "hver er þetta?"

[Geysir]

Tekið af http://dontevenreply.com, þvílík snilld.

Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:

Hi Joe,

Is the wood chipper still for sale?

Thanks,

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

Yes, I still have the wood chipper.

From Me to Joe ******:

I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

I don't see why not. What are you using it for?

From Me to Joe ******:

Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.

From Me to Joe ******:

Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

.......................................wow. No.

From Me to Joe ******:

Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.

From Me to Joe ******:

I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.

[SteiniDJ]

Kona löðrungar löggu, löggan lætur ekki vaða yfir sig.

Hvað finnst ykkur um svona? Mega karlmenn svara fyrir sig og "beita jafnrétti"? Persónulega hefði ég bara farið með hana niður á stöð.

[Stebbtronic]

[SteiniDJ]

[Zed III]

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[Joibs]

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Systir mín er fædd sama ár..
Sé hana ekki alveg fyrir mér að reyna að komast inná Jakobsen

http://www.facebook.com/uppbodi

Svo augljóslega feik...
Of mikið af "vitlaust" gerðum gelgjufrösum, og svo orð/setningar inni á milli sem eru miklu fullorðinslegri....

Auk þess er annaðhvert comment á prófílnum hennar "hver er þetta?"

hahahaha hún á að verí lækjarskóla

[Joibs]