Litirnir.....

[bimmer]

White - 69% Fastidious. Drivers of white vehicles have a desire for perfection and impossible ideals. In general, drivers of white vehicles have a desire for simplicity or the simple life

Silver- 20% Drivers of silver vehicles are elegant, love futuristic looks and deem themselves ‘cool’

Green - 5% Traditional, trustworthy, well-balanced. Owners of green vehicles are generally frank, community-minded, fairly sociable but preferring peace at any price

Red - 2% Sexy, speedy, high-energy and dynamic. Red vehicles are often chosen by drivers that are outgoing, aggressive, vigorous and impulsive – or someone who would like to be! Red symbolizes people with a zest for life

Black - 2% Empowered, not easily manipulated, loves elegance, and appreciates classics. Drivers of black vehicles tend to be dignified and impressive. They want to give the appearance of mystery

Yellow - 1% Sunny disposition, joyful and young at heart. Yellow vehicles are chosen by the mentally adventurous, searching for novelty and self-fulfillment. They may sometimes shun responsibility, preferring freedom of thought

Blue - 1% Cool, calm, faithful, quiet. Drivers of blue vehicles are patient, persevering, conscientious, sensitive and self-controlled

Grey - 1% Sober, corporate, practical, pragmatic. Grey drivers are searching for composure and peace and often work hard without reward. They have good business ability and tend to work too much

[fart]

White - 69% Fastidious. Drivers of white vehicles have a desire for perfection and impossible ideals. In general, drivers of white vehicles have a desire for simplicity or the simple life

Silver- 20% Drivers of silver vehicles are elegant, love futuristic looks and deem themselves ‘cool’

Green - 5% Traditional, trustworthy, with big dicks, well-balanced. Owners of green vehicles are generally frank, community-minded, fairly sociable but preferring peace at any price

Red - 2% Sexy, speedy, high-energy and dynamic. Red vehicles are often chosen by drivers that are outgoing, aggressive, vigorous and impulsive – or someone who would like to be! Red symbolizes people with a zest for life

Black - 2% Empowered, not easily manipulated, loves elegance, and appreciates classics. Drivers of black vehicles tend to be dignified and impressive. They want to give the appearance of mystery

Yellow - 1% Sunny disposition, joyful and young at heart. Yellow vehicles are chosen by the mentally adventurous, searching for novelty and self-fulfillment. They may sometimes shun responsibility, preferring freedom of thought. They are almost 99% of the time gay but not out yet.

Blue - 1% Cool, calm, faithful, quiet. Drivers of blue vehicles are patient, persevering, conscientious, sensitive and self-controlled

Grey - 1% Sober, corporate, practical, pragmatic. Grey drivers are searching for composure and peace and often work hard without reward. They have good business ability and tend to work too much

Já!

[bimmer]

Önnur útgáfa af þessu:

White - 69% Drivers of white vehicles are either at work, Arabs or indulging in a momentary fashion - in which case their next new German car will be Metallic Brown, or Matte Grey.

Silver- 20% Drivers of silver vehicles are unimaginative. Time was, only pompous old farts bought silver cars (Mercs and Rovers, mostly), but then the Audi TT and 'The Millennium' came along, and suddenly silver was 'cool' again. Hides scratches well, but currently undergoing a bit of a slump.

Green - 5% A colour applicable to only 2 types of car; old British sports cars, and 1990s executive saloons with Tan Leather interiors. Mention a green car to anyone and within 20 seconds some bright spark will chime in with, "Green cars are unlucky, you know!".
Thanks, Uncle Knobhead.

Red - 2% Red vehicles are often Royal Mail vans, the most dangerous species of Van in existence. "The Pub opens at 11 you know, get the fook out of my way!". London buses are Red, and they're quite badly driven too. In the 80s, slutty housewives drove Red convertibles, but they've now moved into metallic pearl white Lexus RX400s / SC430s.
Failing that, yellow SLKs.

Black - 2% Drivers of black vehicles tend to be in a Funeral cortge, Taxi Rank or the fast lane of the M4 with their fogs on and a 'really urgent' meeting to attend somewhere in Berkshire.
"They're a right bastard to keep clean, you know."

Yellow - 1% Yellow cars are like other people's kids.
"That was fun for an afternoon. Thank fook it's not mine."

Blue - 1% Drivers of blue vehicles often have something to hide, it's usually either their profession or perhaps something in the boot.
Most go for metallics, "It looks clean even when it's dirty, you know!".

Grey - 1% The last recorded instance of a manufacturer making a Grey car that wasn't actually in fact Silver was Audi, with the Nimbus Grey TT. Now achingly trendy and used on more Mk2 Golfs than Audi TTs.

[fart]

Þessi seinni er eiginlega betri.

[Alpina]

White - 69% Fastidious. Drivers of white vehicles have a desire for perfection and impossible ideals. In general, drivers of white vehicles have a desire for simplicity or the simple life

Silver- 20% Drivers of silver vehicles are elegant, love futuristic looks and deem themselves ‘cool’

Green - 5% Traditional, trustworthy, well-balanced. Owners of green vehicles are generally frank, community-minded, fairly sociable but preferring peace at any price

Red - 2% Sexy, speedy, high-energy and dynamic. Red vehicles are often chosen by drivers that are outgoing, aggressive, vigorous and impulsive – or someone who would like to be! Red symbolizes people with a zest for life

Black - 2% Empowered, not easily manipulated, loves elegance, and appreciates classics. Drivers of black vehicles tend to be dignified and impressive. They want to give the appearance of mystery

Yellow - 1% Sunny disposition, joyful and young at heart. Yellow vehicles are chosen by the mentally adventurous, searching for novelty and self-fulfillment. They may sometimes shun responsibility, preferring freedom of thought

Blue - 1% Cool, calm, faithful, quiet. Drivers of blue vehicles are patient, persevering, conscientious, sensitive and self-controlled

Grey - 1% Sober, corporate, practical, pragmatic. Grey drivers are searching for composure and peace and often work hard without reward. They have good business ability and tend to work too much

[thisman]

Hvað standa prósenturnar fyrir? Varla eru 69% sem vilja helst hvíta bíla - þó svo að ég myndi persónulega skilja það vel.

[Alpina]

Hvað standa prósenturnar fyrir? Varla eru 69% sem vilja helst hvíta bíla -.

það getur varla verið

[Kristjan]

Hvað standa prósenturnar fyrir? Varla eru 69% sem vilja helst hvíta bíla -.

það getur varla verið

Kannski í Dubai, nei annars er það ekki 95%

[mattiorn]

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