<Hitman2005> I got a new Car stereo the other day, it comes equipped with'VOICE RECOGNITION!'.
<Hitman2005> So if i shout "Rock", it searches, and play rock music, If i shout 'SOUL' it searches for soul music, same with country music etc,etc.
<Hitman2005> Only problem is, i had some children run out in front of my car the other day,
<Hitman2005> I shouted "FUCKING KIDS", Then Michael Jacksons 'THRILLER' came on :S
xou: What's MMA?
syL: Mixed martial arts...basically grown men dryhumping in missonary position
Dun fck wit meh: when muslim women come to my door i talk to them through the mail slot, see how they like it
<richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
<w3wsrmn> took him 3 days
<speedycowboy> What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
<speedycowboy> Gang rape.








