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PostPosted: Fri 23. Jan 2009 12:26 
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: ?
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent.

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Haha!

Meistaralegt comeback!
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Þetta er alveg drepfyndið.

Hefði eiginlega verið til i að sja svipinn a kerlunni :lol:

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Skil ekki svona kellingar (og typpalausa karla) sem eru á móti byssum. Byssur eru eitthvað það svalasta sem Guð hefur gefið okkur og við ættum að njóta.

Og áður en menn fara væla;
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There are no good guns, There are no bad guns. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a bad thing. Any gun in the hands of a good man is no threat to anyone, except bad people.
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Þetta er mjööööög gamall brandari... ég veit reyndar ekki hvort þetta er upprunalega heimildin.

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KristoferK wrote:
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Skil ekki svona kellingar (og typpalausa karla) sem eru á móti byssum. Byssur eru eitthvað það svalasta sem Guð hefur gefið okkur og við ættum að njóta.

Og áður en menn fara væla;
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There are no good guns, There are no bad guns. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a bad thing. Any gun in the hands of a good man is no threat to anyone, except bad people.


Hvað kom Guð byssum við?

Stundum held ég bara að þú sért eitthvað eftirá.
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Stanky wrote:
KristoferK wrote:
:lol:

Skil ekki svona kellingar (og typpalausa karla) sem eru á móti byssum. Byssur eru eitthvað það svalasta sem Guð hefur gefið okkur og við ættum að njóta.

Og áður en menn fara væla;
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There are no good guns, There are no bad guns. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a bad thing. Any gun in the hands of a good man is no threat to anyone, except bad people.


Hvað kom Guð byssum við?

Stundum held ég bara að þú sért eitthvað eftirá.


Guð skapaði menn og menn sköpuðu byssur...

Þetta er ekki flókið! :)

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Snilld!!! Vægast sagt...

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arnibjorn wrote:
Stanky wrote:
KristoferK wrote:
:lol:

Skil ekki svona kellingar (og typpalausa karla) sem eru á móti byssum. Byssur eru eitthvað það svalasta sem Guð hefur gefið okkur og við ættum að njóta.

Og áður en menn fara væla;
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There are no good guns, There are no bad guns. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a bad thing. Any gun in the hands of a good man is no threat to anyone, except bad people.


Hvað kom Guð byssum við?

Stundum held ég bara að þú sért eitthvað eftirá.


Guð skapaði menn og menn sköpuðu byssur...

Þetta er ekki flókið! :)


Bingó!

Og fyrirgefið ef ég fór eitthvað fyrir brjóstið á ykkur, ætlaði ekki að móðga neinar.
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