| bmwkraftur.is https://bmwkraftur.is/spjall/ |
|
| Ultimate redneck https://bmwkraftur.is/spjall/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=22747 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | Bjarkih [ Wed 20. Jun 2007 15:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Ultimate redneck |
You're An Extreme Redneck If... # You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. # You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. # You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. # Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. # Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey all y'all, watch this!" # Your junior prom offered day care. # You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." # You've ever lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. # The Halloween Jack-o-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you. # You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. # One of your kids was born on a pool table. # You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. # You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. # Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." # You go to your family reunion looking for a date. # Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. # You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group https://www.phpbb.com/ |
|